What Gives: Cowboys' false start has elementary solution
Texans beat the Niners. Or maybe the Falcons. Could be the Dirty Birds from Philly, but, nah, it's definitely either the Niners or the Falcons. Unless the Cowboys get it going. (Please pass me some more hash.) And, you know, the Cardinals could get in there, too! Maybe Seattle? But it's not the Pack again this season. The replacement refs will see to that. The Texans win it all this year. For sure.